whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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formuioli:

we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out

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twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

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sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

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the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything

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the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything

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“What is Chandler Bing’s job?”

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